March 2012
February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
billyboob23 asked: i have the biggest tumblr crush on you, :D
Fuck, I'm hungry again.
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Those days where you want to punch everybody in...
the “turn off” “turn on” game. ask me anything and...
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
Valentine's Day 2012
Everyone else:
Me:
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